LIVINDAVIDALOKI said: INTERNET The internet here is so slow it’s like powered by a hamster wheel or something. But as soon as I’m home on Tuesday I will be eurovisioning!!!
I’m so jealous cause everyone is watching Eurovision and I’m at my Grandparents and they refuse to watch it.
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl Wow. (via punkrockmermaid)
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
pbandpurplemayo: crimsun: Read More wow that’s a challenge
zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
lookinforhotbf: i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
It’s funny—when people call you “shy,” they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some...– Claudia Gray, Evernight (via thisisyourmaverick)
Someone: *posts a picture of a woman in a bikini* She's got nice legs.
Tumblr: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD OBJECTIFY A WOMAN IN THIS WAY YES SHE HAS LEGS SO DO MEN THEY'RE FOR WALKING NOT FOR YOUR PLEASURE DELETE YOUR TUMBLR AND DIE
Someone: *posts a picture of a man in his underwear* He's got nice legs.
Tumblr: *collective swoon* I'D RUB MY FACE ON HIM WHAT A CHEST GOSH HE'S BEAUTIFUL LET ME TOUCH HIM I WANT THOSE LEGS WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD
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iamtonysexual: fishingboatproceeds: code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shining-moment: subliminal-mind-duck: John Green’s car breaks down The Fault in Our Cars John Green gets locked in a pub The Fault in Our Bars John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy The Fault in Our Czars John Green talks...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
amaeza: untruc: amaeza: you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem. This is an “inability to respect women” problem. Which is a male problem.
illkim: I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...